Saturday, November 18, 2023

Membrane Legacy 1.1

 

11/18/2020
FutureSim Labs
Human Resources Department
1234 Prospect Ln, Willow Creek

Dear Professor Membrane,

This letter is to inform you of your termination from the Willow Creek FutureSim Labs branch.
You have been terminated for the following reasons:

Unintellible Screaming
Workplace Harassment/Inciting Terror
(conspiracy theories, refutable accusations of spying)
Property Theft
Inappropriate Internet Usage

During your employment at the Willow Creek branch, many unsuccessful attempts have been made by your supervisors to address and resolve these issues. However, due to your outstanding performance and contributions to our organization, we have decided to offer you a relocation to our Oasis Springs laboratory.

Should you accept this offer, you will be agreeing to a cessation in all behavior referenced above. You will move into an available FutureSim Labs subsidized home in Oasis Springs and resume work in the Synthesis department as a Laboratory Technician.

If you wish to decline, you will have 6 months of continued health and dental insurance through the company.

Please consider our offer,
Eliza P

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